Welcome to the ace's Happy Homepage Complaint Form

Your name:          

Your sex:



No thank you

Your age:            

Describe where your house is, what it looks like, and how I can get there:      


You're complaining about the music:

You're complaining about one of my pictures:

You're complaining about the page in general:

You're complaining about me:

You're complaining about the music, the pictures, the page in general, and me:

You're complaining about the music, the pictures, the page in general, me, and my dog:

Have you been known to visit various webpages with the intent to find out personal information about the webmasters then track them down and harass them for the rest of their lives?:YesNoErm, no.

Can you crush a walnut in your armpit?: Yes No Who can't?

Are you rich?: Yes No You mean you want MORE money?

Are you suffering from random transformations to large beast-like creatures?:YesNoMe not sure

Are you the leader of a large internaional terrorist organization?:YesNoHow'd ya guess?

Have you been known to track people down on the internet and murder them?:YesNoYes, now open the door!

Do you hold the power of the universe?:YesNoI AM the power of the universe

Are you evil?:YesNoOnly as much as you

Do you hate me?:YesNoHehehe, stupid question.

Can you cut a tin can in half with your hand and still be able to cut a red ripe tomato?:YesNoDon't forget dicing

Do you have psychic powers?:YesNoI knew you'd say that

Are you that person in my closet that keeps scaring me at night?:YesNoHehe, see ya tonight.

Are you the leader of an online cult designed to abolish AHH?:YesNoNo, Vice President.

Are you bout 8 feet tall, redish fur and have very long claws?:YesNoWhy, now that you mention it, yes.

Finally, the death threat box :