Welcome to ace's Happy FAQ, and if this is your first time
at ace's Happy Homepage I welcome you. If you have any additional questions
other than the ones below, feel free to e-mail me.
We appreciate all the people that have taken the time out of their busy
schedules to come down and post at AHCZ
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How come everyone at AHCZ acts like a complete idiot?
Well, unfortunately anyone on the internet can access AHCZ at any given
time, and the average number of people connected on the internet are complete
idiots, so we're pretty much stuck.
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What is the point behind ace's Happy Chat Zone?
Well, in a sense that is a trick question. There is no point behind
ace's Happy Chat Zone.
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How do I post?
Just type in the little thingy and hit post message.
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Is ace's Happy Chat Zone free?
Depends on if I like you.
ace's Happy Homepage was started by a man with a dream. A dream that one
day we could all join hands together and go to ace's Happy Homepage and
waste our time.
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Why in the name of god did you make ace's Happy Homepage?
Well, one day I went online and looked at all the emptiness, and I thought
to myself, "Gee, this place really needs an ace's Happy Homepage." Thus
AHH was born.
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I have stumbled upon ace's Happy Homepage, and now I can't seem to find
my way out, is it possible for me to sue you?
Everyday I get this same question, and I simply say, "Well, did I force
you to come here?" Well, maybe I did, but that doesn't really matter.
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If I ever meet you in real life, may I violently attack you?
It has happened before, yes.
Soon after I had looked around and noticed the absolute lack of an AHH,
I also noticed the lack of pages that actually try to torture you, and
succeed.
ace's Happy Temporary Server
After ace's Happy Homepage was created the constant restrictions and rules
of a certain sever forced ace to start the planning of a new and powerful
entity, an entity called code name: ace's Happy Server. Many problems were
soon encountered and the project ace's Happy Server was put on hold. So
for now ace has decided to have a temporary server, meaning its only there
when ace is logged on, making temporary, hence its name ace's Happy Temporary
Server. ace's Happy Temporary Server holds in its powerful grasp countless
ace's Happy related avi's and lots of other important non-ace's Happy files.
(god knows what good a non-ace's Happy product is but you have to keep
the public happy)
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I try to go to ace's Happy Temporary server, but I get an error "There
was no response. The server could be down or is not responding." What does
this mean, and what's the problem?
I'm not even going to talk to you.
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I go to ace's Happy Server and I get lost in its vast vast vast vast vast
vast magnificent excellence, what can I do?
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The files at ace's Happy Temporary Server are absolutely amazing! Is there
anyway I could contact large industries and try to get you an amazing job?
Every day I get this same question. I say, go for it.
ace-1 in general
ace-1 is such a splendid creature, your little mind will naturally have
questions about his amazing powers.
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Is there an official religion that worships only ace-1?
Yes there is. You can simply join my e-mailing me, the charge is only
your soul.
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Is it possible for me to send you a check for a large sum of money?
Definitely.
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Can I run around collect money, and then give it to you?
Definitely
ace's Happy Club
Due to the extremely large, and powerful following that ace's Happy Homepage
had gotten, ace-1 wisely decided to turn that into another senseless part
of the ever growing and expanding ace's Happy Empire.
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What happened to the ace's Happy Club page? I thought it was both
inventive and funny.
The AHC page was removed due to the fact that it was stupid and boring.
A new one will be replacing it relatively soon.
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I keep trying to enter into #ah-club on DALnet, but when ever I go there
I'm immediately insulted and kicked, why?
Being a part of ace's Happy Club is an extremely dedicated and difficult
thing. Here at AHC we only allow the smartest, funniest, and coolest
people to be in our presence.
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I have joined ace's Happy Club and I have found it extremely fun and entertaining,
is there anyway that I can send you money so that you can improve the club
with large cool stuff?
Definitely.
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I have joined ace's Happy Club and I have not found it extremely fun and
entertaining, is there anyway that I can send you money so that you can
improve the club with large cool stuff?
Definitely
List of acronyms
ace's Happy World is a pretty big place, and one can very easily get lost
in the vast sea of acronyms that were indeed designed, not for ease of
typing, but to get you very easily lost in the vast sea of acronyms.
quick links to all acronyms
Help with special acronym creation
Compound Acronyms
Inverted Acronyms
First, the basics
AHH-
If you don't know this, you're really lost.
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AHTC-
This stands for ace's Happy Torture Chamber, the very scary place with
the midi's.
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AHC-
ace's Happy Club, formed officially on Thus Jan 30 19:13:55 1997 but conceived
months earlier.
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AHTS-
ace's Happy Temporary Server, the server that runs directly off of ace's
computer, usually isn't up
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AHCZ-
ace's Happy Chat Zone, one of ace-1's original dreams.
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AHS-
The fabled ace's Happy Server, not a reality, nor shall it ever be
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AHA-
ace's Happy avi's, very large video files which are available at AHTS
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AHOD-
ace's Happy Official Dralthi, appears in most AHA
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AHW-
ace's Happy World, for easy reference to all these things
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AHT-
ace's Happy Theme, the experimental Win95 theme for AHH
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HHA-
The absolute reverse of AHH as you can see, created by the wonderful LOAF
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AHMS-
The few, the proud, the ace's Happy Magic Staff. A dozen hand picked people
from various genetic enhancement facilities to help AHH expand and grow.
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AHAO-
ace's Happy Add Ons. Bring life into your old games ace-1 style. Download
the addons for many popular games and get more out of that game!
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AHRAT-
ace's Happy Red Alert Tournament, although this idea seems to be slowing
to a halt due to the fact we're having problems finding ways to play games
with 3+ people it still is a likely thing.
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AHQC-
ace's Happy Quake Clan, this idea is also still coming together and more
information on it shall become available in the future.
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AHTBAG-
ace's Happy Text Based Adventure Game, still in its early stages but the
best ace-1 related game to ever be created
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AHF-
ace's Happy Facts, nifty little facts about AHH that aren't commonly known.
They are played through an IRC script in #ah-club.
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AHHTEGHWA-
ace's Happy Technical and Essential Guide to the Happy World of ace the
soon to be ultimate AHH guide with your host Pepper the AHH monkey.
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AHM-
ace's Happy Month, refers to June, the month in which AHH was born.
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AHP-
ace's Happy Products...a bunch of useless AHH related merchandise that no one in their right mind would buy.
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AHMC-
ace's Happy Music(al) Compositions the evolved form of ace's artistic endeavors, which include such things as ace's Happy Avi's, as well as most everything in ace's Happy World. These compositions are of course guaranteed by ace Hyphen One himself to be of the finest quality, and he should know, he did compose them.
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Compound Acronyms
Sometimes during the usage of acronyms you will come across what is called
a compound acronym. These are usually very rare things, but you should
still be prepared for them. A common example of a compound acronym would
be something like, "Hello tre, have you checked out the new AHTC AHA?"
That would be translated into, "Hello tre, have you checked out the new
ace's Happy Torture Chamber ace's Happy avi?" Now as you can plainly see
when they're both said in their original unacronymed state, it sounds very
confusing due to the repetition of the ace's Happy, this is why compound
acronyms exist. Now I'll give you another quick example, "Hey you! Have
you downloaded the newest version of the AHQC AHAO?" Now lets see if you
can translate that yourself. Give up? Well the translation would naturally
be, "Hey you! Have you downloaded the newest version of the ace's Happy
Quake Clan ace's Happy Add On?" Now that you've got the general idea, why
don't we try letting you make one up yourself. Here, I'll start you off,
"Hey mom, I was wondering if I could go over to Jimmy's house and watch
his new ____ ___?" "Why sure you can Johnny, just make sure that you clean
up all of your ___ ____ before you go." "Thanks mom! I'll see if maybe
I can bring you home a ____ ____!" Now if you handled that last test fairly
well, I think that you're well on your way to excellent compound acronym
creation.
Inverted Acronyms
The field of inverted acronyms is relatively knew, and extremely dangerous
if used wrong. Inverted acronyms should be avoided if possible, but used
if the need arises. The need for inverted acronyms is to make an acronym
simply sound better, or to avoid confusion in its reading. A good example
of an inverted acronym would be HCZA, which translates directly to The
Happy Chat Zone of ace. Now notice two things about the translated
acronym, the addition of the words The and of. These two words are absolutely
crucial to the translation and this is where the novice will make their
mistake. Now the inversion of AHCZ would merely be done for flash and style,
there is really no practical use for its inversion, but inversions have
a very delicate purpose for certain acronyms. Certain acronyms must be
inverted for added emphasis or to simply point out a certain thing to the
viewer so it is not overlooked. Now lets "make up" an acronym for the more
practical demonstration, how about AHAA. Now lets have AHAA translate into
ace's Happy Audacious Aardvark. The inverted form of AHAA would be HAAA
translating to The Happy Aardvark of ace that is Audacious. Notice
the addition of the bold words "that is" those are to emphasize the fact
that the Aardvark is indeed quite audacious. Now to invert
an acronym about an Aardvark to point out its audaciousness is merely for
emphasis, the other use of the inverted acronym is to avoid the monotony
when creating complex compound acronyms. AHHTEGHWA is so far the
only official triple compound inverted acronym in existence. As you
probably already know, AHHTEGHWA stands for ace's Happy Homepage Technical
and Essential Guide to the Happy World of ace. Now if we break it
down to each individual part we might be able to understand it more.
The first part of it sticks out, AHH. The second part, is TEG, and
the third the inverted AHW, HWA. Now the AHW doesn't need to be inverted,
but listen to how it would sound without it, ace's Happy Homepage Technical
and Essential Guide to ace's Happy World. Now I don't know about
you but I think the Happy World of ace sounds a lot better and cuts out
the repetition of the ace's Happy.